Players
Check out the current VT Burn roster and learn some fun facts about them!
(⭐ = rookie)
Matthew Beaudet (Captain)
Height: 5’8”
Weight: 150
Nickname: MattyB
Year: 5th
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Position: D-Line Puller
Place of Origin: Richmond, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Big Bootie Mixes
Favorite kind of Milk: Chocolate
Favorite Dining Hall: West End
Cake or Pie? Pie
Childhood Dream Job: NASA
What dog breed would you be? Airbud
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? No, just soft
David van Pelt
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 170
Nickname: Pelt
Year: Old
Major: ISE
Position: Layout D
Place of Origin: Savannah, GA
Favorite Band/Artist: Kid Cudi
Favorite kind of Milk: Chocolate
Favorite Dining Hall: D2
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Pokemon Master
What dog breed would you be? Snoopy
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Hat or Bandana? Hat
Is Marc beat? The beatest man alive
Ian Connerney
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 185
Nickname: Tubby, Biceps, Nipples
Year: 5th
Major: Massage
Position: D-Line Handler
Place of Origin: The Hard Streets
Favorite Band/Artist: Rick Astley
Favorite kind of Milk: Whole
Favorite Dining Hall: D2
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Teammate that doesn't fill out forms
What dog breed would you be? Chihuahua cuz I'm small
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? Beatest man alive
Owen Wright
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 180
Nickname: The Specialist
Year: 5th
Major: Packaging Systems and Design
Position: O-Line
Place of Origin: Washington, D.C.
Favorite Band/Artist: Migos
Favorite kind of Milk: Chocolate
Favorite Dining Hall: D2
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Retiree
What dog breed would you be? Golden Retriever
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? Beatest man alive
Jon Tiernan
Height: 0.00098 nautical miles
Weight: 11 stone
Nickname: Yoinkson, Jonson
Year: Senior
Major: BIT
Position: Pull catcher
Place of Origin: Arlington, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Pigeons Playing Ping Pong
Favorite kind of Milk: Whole
Favorite Dining Hall: Turner Squad
Cake or Pie? Pie
Childhood Dream Job: Marc’s brother
What dog breed would you be? Jack Russell Terrier
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Hat or Bandana? Hat
Is Marc beat? Beater than Beatson
Jared Cooper
Height: Can comfortably use Skylord as a headrest
Weight: 51 handles of Burnettes
Nickname: Jerry,
Year: Senior
Major: CS aka Nerdology
Position: Captain of the Scream Squad
Place of Origin: Ashburn, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Kid Quill
Favorite kind of Milk: If I drink milk I have mad diarrhea
Favorite Dining Hall: Strictly the Asian place at Owens
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Inheriting lots of money
What dog breed would you be? German Shepherd
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? No, just soft
Gunnar Biebighauser
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 190
Nickname: Gundawg
Year: Senior
Major: BIT
Position: Cutter
Place of Origin: Leesburg, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Post Malone
Favorite kind of Milk: 2%
Favorite Dining Hall: D2
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: A boss
What dog breed would you be? German Shepherd
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Hat or Bandana? Hat
Is Marc beat? The beatest man alive
Sam Winkeler
Height: 6’3”
Weight: 190
Nickname: Baker
Year: Junior
Major: CMDA
Position: Social Chair
Place of Origin: Falmouth, ME
Favorite Band/Artist: Maleeeedo
Favorite kind of Milk: Cold
Favorite Dining Hall: Anywhere but D2
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: CEO
What dog breed would you be? Woof
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Hat or Bandana? Hats
Is Marc beat? Everyone’s beat
Colin Dunn
Height: 6’1
Weight: Medium
Nickname: Skundi
Year: Junior
Major: Beat Studies
Position: Center Dump
Place of Origin: Newtown, CT
Favorite Band/Artist: Cardi B
Favorite kind of Milk: Warm
Favorite Dining Hall: Pritchard Kitchen
Cake or Pie? Pie
Childhood Dream Job: Mole Person
What dog breed would you be? Chili Dog
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Hat or Bandana? Hats
Is Marc beat? Everyone’s beat
Parham Ghassemi
Height: 6’6” in high heels
Weight: 170 in high heels
Nickname: Parm
Year: Grad
Major: Electrical Engineering
Position: Libero
Place of Origin: Knoxville, TN
Favorite Band/Artist: Squidward’s band in the bubble bowl
Favorite kind of Milk: Whole + gasx
Favorite Dining Hall: Owens
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Sign spinner
What dog breed would you be? Hyena
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? No, just soft
Will Reider
Height: 6’8”
Weight: 220
Nickname: Will I Am
Year: Sophomre
Major: Lay out D’s
Position: Cutter
Place of Origin: Hereford, MD
Favorite Band/Artist: Billy Joel
Favorite kind of Milk: 2%
Favorite Dining Hall: West End
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Race Car Driver
What dog breed would you be? Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? The beatest man alive
Chris Hahn
Height: 10 inches
Weight: 113 metric tons
Nickname: Better Chris
Year: Sophomore
Major: Undecided
Position: Handler
Place of Origin: Arlington, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: The Wiggles
Favorite kind of Milk: Choccy
Favorite Dining Hall: Owens
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Marine Biologist
What dog breed would you be? A cat
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Hat or Bandana? Hat
Is Marc beat? No, just soft
Spencer Paragas
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 170
Nickname: Spenace the Menace
Year: Sophomore
Major: CMDA
Position: Bench
Place of Origin: Woodbridge, CT
Favorite Band/Artist: Us3
Favorite kind of Milk: Whole
Favorite Dining Hall: West End
Cake or Pie? Pie
Childhood Dream Job: Engineer
What dog breed would you be? Turtle
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Hat or Bandana? Hat
Is Marc beat? He doesn't even know what beat means
Elliot Limanek
Height: Pretty tall
Weight: Pretty heavy
Nickname: White Lightning
Year: Sophomore
Major: CMDA
Position: Cutter
Place of Origin: Vermont
Favorite Band/Artist: Kanye West
Favorite kind of Milk: Almond
Favorite Dining Hall: West End
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Professional Athlete
What dog breed would you be? Already a dog
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? Everyone’s beat
Colum Bergeron (Captain)
Height: 6’4”
Weight: 190
Nickname: Beast Jr, C Money Berg, Clampet, Capn Crunch
Year: 5th
Major: Zoology
Position: Cutter
Place of Origin: The Don
Favorite Band/Artist: A Kid named Cudi
Favorite kind of Milk: Whole Protein Blast
Favorite Dining Hall: D2 or bust
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Professional Ultimate Frisbee Player
What dog breed would you be? Polar Bear
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? No, just soft
David Slade (Captain)
Height: Tall enough ;)
Weight: 0.0825538 metric tons
Nickname: Slade
Year: 4 of 5
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Position: Cutter (allegedly)
Place of Origin: Williamsburg, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Maleedo
Favorite kind of Milk: Any milk that let’s me beat Marc in a milk disc race
Favorite Dining Hall: D2
Cake or Pie? Pie
Childhood Dream Job: Engineer
What dog breed would you be? Greyhound
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Hat or Bandana? Hats
Is Marc beat? He doesn’t even know what beat means
Adam Manes
Height: Short
Weight: Light
Nickname: Aids
Year: Senior
Major: Materials Engineering
Position: Cutter
Place of Origin: Newtown, CT
Favorite Band/Artist: King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizard
Favorite kind of Milk: Whole
Favorite Dining Hall: Turner Squad
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Data Entry
What dog breed would you be? Beagle
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? Everyone’s beat
Marc Lasorsa
Height: 6
Weight: 170
Nickname: Marques
Year: Senior
Major: Geology
Position: Layout D Squad
Place of Origin: Newtown, CT
Favorite Band/Artist: Smash Mouth
Favorite kind of Milk: Whole or 🌮
Favorite Dining Hall: Turner Squad
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Cell mate
What dog breed would you be? Prison Dog
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? Everyone’s beat
Michael Snead
Height: 2 in taller than Colin Dunn
Weight: 2 or 3 Joe Freunds
Nickname: Snead
Year: Junior
Major: BSE
Position: Designated High Fiver
Place of Origin: New Kent, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Mason & Sean
Favorite kind of Milk: Almond
Favorite Dining Hall: D2 until Colum gets there
Cake or Pie? Pie
Childhood Dream Job: Turtle Person
What dog breed would you be? Shih Tzu/Poodle mix, a shitpoo
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Hat or Bandana? Hat
Is Marc beat? Everyone’s beat
Chris Mascis
Height: 6’00”
Weight: 270
Nickname: Bro
Year: Junior
Major: CMDA
Position: Handler
Place of Origin: Hasbrouck Heights, NJ
Favorite Band/Artist: Young Thug
Favorite kind of Milk: Chocolate
Favorite Dining Hall: Turner by far
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Orthodontist
What dog breed would you be? Golden doodle
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Hat or Bandana? Hats
Is Marc beat? No, just soft
Matthew Malito
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 160
Nickname: Next Up
Year: 3
Major: BIT
Position: D Line
Place of Origin: The Don
Favorite Band/Artist: Led Zeppelin
Favorite kind of Milk: 2%
Favorite Dining Hall: Turner
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Astronaut
What dog breed would you be? A mutt
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? Everyone’s beat
Ryan Rubenstein
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 175
Nickname: Rossum
Year: Senior
Major: Biology
Position: All of them
Place of Origin: Ashburn, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Big Time Rush
Favorite kind of Milk: Lactose free, shoutout lactose intolerance
Favorite Dining Hall: My home
Cake or Pie? Pie
Childhood Dream Job: Stripper, and still is
What dog breed would you be? Rottweiler
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? The beatest man alive
Brandon Ho
Height: 5’7”
Weight: 140
Nickname: 🗿
Year: Senior
Major: BIT
Position: Cutter
Place of Origin: Leesburg, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Frank Ocean
Favorite kind of Milk: Whole
Favorite Dining Hall: D2
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Chef
What dog breed would you be? Shih Tzu
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Hat or Bandana? Bandana
Is Marc beat? The beatest man alive
Kiran Devine
Height: 4’20”
Weight: 69 kg
Nickname: Kiki
Year: Junior
Major: Meme History
Position: Tiger Trap
Place of Origin: Arlington, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Maleedo
Favorite kind of Milk: Goat
Favorite Dining Hall: Owens
Cake or Pie? Cake
Childhood Dream Job: Playing a real sport
What dog breed would you be? Really angry poodle
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Hat or Bandana? Hats
Is Marc beat? Everyone’s beat
Phineas Ulmishek-Anderson
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 180
Nickname: Phineas
Year: Sophomore
Major: Engineering
Position: Cutter
Place of Origin: Reston, VA
Favorite Band/Artist: Brockhampton
Favorite kind of Milk: Whole
Favorite Dining Hall: Owens
Cake or Pie? Pie
Childhood Dream Job: Actor
What dog breed would you be? Husky
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Hat or Bandana? Hat
Is Marc beat? Everyone’s beat